30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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30 8 / 2014

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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30 8 / 2014

urgentcum:

today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?

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30 8 / 2014

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

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30 8 / 2014

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30 8 / 2014

ussoccer01:

funnythingshappen:

Don’t tell me to “calm down” when I am watching sports. I will stab you in your throat.

solosoccerlove

30 8 / 2014

thankful-werewolf:

puhgs:

really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable 

This needs more notes

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30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

thatwetshirt:

andy dwyer, king of logic

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